Did God make Cataracts to Spare Us the Pain of Looking at Ourselves Age?

Art for sale, new works, Cataracts, the Eye Dr.

I have cataracts in both eyes. The doc came out and gave the pricing lecture. Big Eyes, like Big Pharma, must have thought of this “get rich wherever or whenever” you can scheme. 

Here’s the pitch. OHIP lens are free, they’re OK, BUT…The 1st upgrade, $200 each eye, is much better.

Now for the middle class, $800 each eye, yes, much better much better. Next the $1800 per eye? Much better? How are you ever going to know? ” can you see that blue dot over there?

Oh I was blind but now I can see

the greenfly?

I’ll take the OHIP one. But he said if you get the $100 upgrade to make the measurements more accurate, it will make the greenfly better.                          I showed him my Cancer? I’d rather do Lunch” Book and he said he’d  knock off the $100 for a painting.

That’s a sale!

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New Years Resolution #4-Sometimes You Have To Do What You Have to Do

IVANA new Gardener to make food safe for the world, organic foods, Toxic?

 

Yes, I have a new job, I’m a food modification engineer. Look at these beautiful apples I grew. No soil, no water,  no sunlight, and no taste. Time for lunch. You don’t want to eat this. I don’t care. I can force feed you. Apples are so good for you, Genetic Food Modification Technician

 

Exposed, New Year Resolutions for the Neighborhood

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It looks so deserted like nobody really lives here

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New Year’s Day, is so peaceful and chipper. Love and greetings warm the air but around the corner, the world of greed and darkness, filled with cancer, cockroaches, and rudeness fights to clamor back in, known as the underground.  They’re building a new subway station on the corner.
Above the streets illuminate this darkness. Its innovations, filth, and destruction expose nasty, noisy complications which invade the local community. Where is the sidewalk, buses haven’t a clue where the stops are and neither do the passengers?

 Should the neighborhood resign itself? It’s been three years already, so far. Another seven seems about right.? Like legos take it apart, resolve a minor issue, put it back together again. Hey, the pays too good and construction is something men love, dirt, noise, and good money.

New Year Resolutions

#1. Don’t Complain, It does no good.The Neighborhood never complains, whose to listen? Donde esta el Presidente?

#2. The worse it looks, the better it is because when it looks sparkly perfectomento we’ll be out on our asses.

#3. Wait, it’s not as bad as it seems because we’ll get a payoff and they’ll have to find us a new home with a community center?  What’s wrong? Nada!

The World Gardener and Ivana Agree, Eat Organic

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Mother Nature says Leave it to me!
The World Gardener Says Eat Organic

Hey Buddy , the puppy Clock 40$

Buy 30 $ for black $28 for white, 5$ for postage, at paypal.me/BarbaraMann, leave me your size and address and I will mail the shirt to you. thanks barb

 

Hey Buddy, the puppy Clock, only 40$.I know this has nothing to do with gardening but I think it’s so cute.
Ivana followers and World Gardeners, Haters of GMO’s and those who ask what are they doing to US. Buy and support this.

Vista is my new company 25% off for Holidays, cheapest and best quality ever.
Wouldn’t you feel terrific thinking ” I am the only person in the world wearing this.” You can be.
Ivana the Gardener, all woman’s sizes, white 28$, black 30$, $5 for postage.

I am an artist living with lung cancer for over 7 years. I survived two surgeries and cancer is back. I said no to chemo but treat myself with an organic diet and supplements. Please support my artwork and healthy foods by buying a T-shirt or a small painting. https://barbmannartforsale.wordpress.com

Hate GMOs? Let Mother Nature Do her Job

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Hey Buddy , the puppy Clock 40$

Mother Nature says Leave it to me!

Let’s Talk about the World. Do you think organic is the best? Others might agree with you.T-shirts are having a Christmas special, 25% off. White T’s are$23, black$27 + 5$ shipping. easy to pay here and then please leave me your name and address and your shirt will be in the mail.  Will you be the first?

Send money to

paypal.me/BarbaraMann This shirt comes in two messages, pick which you like

A. Ivana Our Gardener , Says Eat Organic   go Ivana defy those GMOs

B The World Gardener, Eat Organic

same prices Thankyou

Barb Mann, Fine Art and T-shirts, Documenting the Trump Era

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Trumps America

Hi the printing on the T-shirts is perfect, Trump’s T is the image at the end, It is glorious. I lost my glasses and as you can tell they are quite beneficial to my work AS AN ARTIST.

Oh My Goodness, I didn’t realize how blurry this post is but I lost my glasses and this was how fuzzy my world was for three weeks. So now you can have an experiential experience as well.  The First Lady is making America Great Promoting the best foods for Americans. Healthy Bodies / Healthy Minds/ Pass it on to the World. this T comes in black (36$) and white (32$) the print is in green and black, Ivana says Eat Organic. leave a message for size and address on messenger or on this page.

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Men’s white T – shirt , Xmas sale 25% off , 25$ + 5 to ship. Black $30 + 5 to ship.

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Trumps America

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The poster is 18 x 24″, beautiful color, my name is on the bottom. A document attesting to fine art made in this administration. Go beyond what you think of the man, think of the work that’s done in the office. Show it on your wall at home, in the office, make government real again. like when the great leaders held office. 30$ plus 5$ for postage.

 

To order a T-shirt or poster the price is by the picture, be sure to let me know sizes for t-shirts, all are available, S, M, or L, X-tra, $5 for postage, your address.
Pay @ paypal.me/BarbaraMann easy just enter amount and I will send your happy you did it shirt or poster. It’s guaranteed. Any other questions email me at sammomann55@gmail.com, T-shirt as a subject.
Thank you .

 

 

Happy Hanukah, the Best Happy Hanukah Card Ever

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The Chanukah Story

Lighting the menorah
Cozies up our window
Mist from the heat
Wavering flames dance

The Temple being trashed, money lenders brawling
Would the oil over the bema keep our Torah safe?
While it upheld our faith that we too were secure
Burning far longer than its volume could promise.
This was the miracle.

The love our Lord gave to us was his gift
japanese Ninjas, Kung Foo Warriors, and our Maccabees
All special protectors.
Would they be there if we weren’t worthy?

Well they were but still
You must know what I am thinking
No, I don’t want to break the trance
But seven little presents and one big one
Still is no match for all the gifts
Neath our neighbors Christmas tree

I AM THRILLED, slightly less as my writing wasn’t saved but I know what I said.and there are 18 days until Hanukah, and it ends the 20th.

So anyone wishing to buy an authentic Hanukah card you are in the right place with the right amount of time for me to get it to you. Simply, yes, leave me a message here or on Facebook, Send money 17$, that’s with postage and I will send it to you, no sweat. 

paypal.me/BarbaraMann  Or else I can send you a high res. picture and you can print it yourself.  Hallelujah! It’s getting better, getting better all the time.paypal.me/BarbaraMann

My business skills are improving. Be sure to leave me your address., and so is my memory.

paypal.me/BarbaraMann

 


			

To a Friend in the Hospital: Sorry you are Yellow

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Oh, Oh, I’m feeling so much Better, since you came.

Sorry you are Yellow

But I  remember you as cherry pink
Glowingly beautiful
With feet that could never stink
Sneak out, break out
Without a doubt.
Jim will stuff you under his coat, you are so lean
And of course, I could sing so badly it would cause a scene.
Waiting for your release.

The new Music and Art Expo.

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Fern sings, plays the piano, dances under it and leads the band.

Barbara Greene Mann: New Art and New Year Resolutions

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Hi,  Somehow I thought, I think I could do this, give a lecture and show my artwork which shows the local musicians I have seen in Toronto. I sit and sketch the band, the vocalist, and then go home and paint them with watercolor. Afterwards,

The Queen of Jazz and The King of Flutes. for sale original watercolor,100$

I show the musicians and they autograph the picture, authenticity. so I could display 15 pictures and give a talk. I feel this is my way of honoring the musicians and giving them some thanks for their years of practice and working at their craft.

After my second lung cancer operation, I  was left with only 30% of my lungs and I decided if I was to be a singer I’d better do it fast.
I saw Alberta Hunter in New York when I was a kid, before my…

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A I Wonder Moment, Momentously Applauded, or A Perplexity?

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 Who’s’ Talking?

I read a few pages and understood something better than I had. I made something to eat and I went mmmm, this is good.

I saw on National Geographic.com expeditions page a giant faceless whale, caught majestically, leaping into the air.  Then navigating to trip choices a monkey-like creature’s face emerged from a ring of fur. Oddly enough it looked like it should have or could have been the whale’s head.  It was so odd I had to tell you.

Now, this poses the real question, why? Another one of those blogger’s duties? My “who am I questions?” I must say exploring one’s mind, the universe, consciousness is not an easy matter, but so amusing.

By the way, has anyone considered looking this up? I didn’t think so.